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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the italian chef? He pasta way"

"Damn girl, you remind me of my mother! /* indistinguishable sobs *"

"The ugliest baby in the world was just born... they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead."

"Opinions are like mixtapes... I don't want to hear yours."

"Why do people go into technical jobs? Because they suck at communicating so hard, they'd rather fuck a computer"

"Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator? He wanted cold cuts."

"Why did Lot leave his wife? She became salty."

"Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"How does Hitler make his coffee? He jews it."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two tired."