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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the midget Trump supporter? Apparently, he's a little racist."
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"Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage."
"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They never met."
"Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby."
"""You're an alcoholic."" I prefer the term 'bar-barian'"
"Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target"
"Apparently I can tell the future. If I want something really bad I know it won't happen."
"Canadian Tinder users are 56% male, 44% female and 33% holding a fresh trout"
"Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions"
"Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!"