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Joke of the Day

"Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator? He wanted cold cuts."

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? He reads lips :)"

"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""

"If a dog tells you you're dreaming... believe him."

"What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It Hertz."

"It's true what they say: shut up."

"Rugby... if it was easy, it would be called your mom."

"Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar."

"I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman."

"My son has the ability to predict what will happen in the future and later explain why it didn't happen. I think I'm raising a politician."