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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two tired."
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"Whos the coolest guy in hospital? The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy"
"Two Muslims are on a frozen lake not talking to each other... I thought I would go over there and break the ice."
"4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion."
"John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!"
"I finally found a girlfriend and when I did I got really pumped. Sadly after a year in the storage she needed a lot of pumping as well."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
"They say being gay isn't a choice but i *chose* to blow those dudes"
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"Just saw a fat dude lick pizza grease off his shirt so that's the last time I eat in front of a mirror."