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Joke of the Day
"Why did Lot leave his wife? She became salty."
Next Joke
"What are the four fastest hands in the world? ...when it slips out."
"Doctor in lab coat peers into microscope. ""Good Lord!"" he says. ""His burrito levels are off the charts!"" - from my autopsy"
"What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own? His car."
"[OC] Girls who prefer ""dad bods""... Just want father figures in their lives."
"Thanks God for Fast food! Lucky for us we do not have to hunt our own food, because I don't have the slightest idea where the hot dogs live."
"Just bought a thesaurus and when I looked, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am!"
"I saw a sign in a shop- Mosquito nets 10' I didn't even know bugs could play the lottery."
"How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it"
"What do you call a male camel toe? A moose knuckle"