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Joke of the Day

"The ugliest baby in the world was just born... they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead."

"A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks."

"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"

"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."

"""You're not like the other girls."" ""Yeah, that's pretty much how this works. We're literally all different ones."""

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean....."

"55 in a 25 and let's just say I wasn't referring to my driving."

"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""

"There are some horrible bastards about I heard a cat crying outside my door and I saw 4 blokes in Chelsea shirts playing football with it I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1- 0 up"

"Ladies, if you've ever walked by a van with no windows and you're reading this, it's because you're ugly."