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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, you remind me of my mother! /* indistinguishable sobs *"
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"What's the difference between an establishment where alcohol is served and an elephant passing gas? One is a Bar Room, the other is a BAROOOM!"
"Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide"
"Why did the irishman wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure."
"the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
"Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania"
"Three of five fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed!"
"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."
"Jesus??? Nah, Vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms."
"[panting, 5 minutes into sex] It's okay, just go on without me"