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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler make his coffee? He jews it."
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"*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* ""WHO UNFOLLOWED ME"""
"My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. Specifically, Michaelangelo's David."
"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."
"The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."
"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"
"My wife says I think of her as a sex object... I can't disagree though because everytime I ask for sex... She objects."
"Cracked a joke about the Titanic. Went down well."
"My brothel has no regular customers... People just cum and go."