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Joke of the Day
"What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do? Circuit training."
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"*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate..."
"Yes I read reddit on the toilet I do it for shits and giggles"
"I've always thought I'm pretty hot Probably has something to do with my Dad always calling me sun"
"Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'."
"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you a flat minor"
"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"
"Seven dwarves... sitting in a bath and they all felt happy. Happy got out and they all felt grumpy."
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? Because the grass tickles their nuts..."
"I have PTSD from catching a glimpse of a co-worker's pale belly roll during a meeting."