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Joke of the Day

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"

"Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent. I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know"

"Drugs don't ruin people's lives, drug tests do."

"Why do virgins never stand still? They are used to being chaste."

"Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !"

"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."

"Cop: do you know why I was following you? Me: WAS following? Wait you unfollowed me? Cop:haha Me:haha Cop... Me... Is it cause of the drugs?"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ? ten-tickcles."

"This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it."

"What's worse than being raped by your dad's penis? Also being forced to fill his Viagra prescription."