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Joke of the Day
"Yes I read reddit on the toilet I do it for shits and giggles"
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"Why's the camel considered the submarine of the desert? Because they're filled with iraqi semen"
"Heard about the girl who took a contraceptive pill with pond water? Last I heard, she was three months stagnant."
"My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn't find the words to thank them."
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy"
"IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER you gotta get me a large three topping pizza with stuffed crust"
"nickel back joke If I had the world's most expensive nickel, then someone of class would actually want their nickel back."
"You should always wrap your hamster in duct tape. That way, it won't explode when you fuck it."
"Misty's boss says to her: ""You've been late to work for 5 days straight! You know what this means, don't you?"" ..... ...to which Misty replied ""I SURE do! It means today must be FRIDAY!!!"""
"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"