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Joke of the Day
"I have PTSD from catching a glimpse of a co-worker's pale belly roll during a meeting."
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"The corner of this table hurt me and made me cry, so now we're dating"
"The joke about the sun Well it's too hot to handle. And the joke about the circle has no point."
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"I jumped into the pool with my iPhone.... It's syncing now"
"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."
"I was speaking to a computer technician. ""How do you make a motherboard?"" I asked him. He said, ""Tell her about my job."""
"Why is Saturn like your balls?? Because it is in between jupeter an your anus."
"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."
"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"