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Joke of the Day

"I've always thought I'm pretty hot Probably has something to do with my Dad always calling me sun"

"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""

"Arnold Schwarzenegger glancing up excitedly and then looking away disappointedly multiple times while watching the intro to ""Hey Arnold"""

"How do you drown a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream"

"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."

"Me: Im still mad at you for last night Hub: Well Today is the 1st. Which means that happened last month. Which means youre being ridiculous"

"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."

"Maria Sharipova has been banned from tennis for 2 years There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says ""do not serve this woman""."

"if i were a white vegan satanist i would constantly say stuff like ""kale satan"" and ""i love the dark gourd"" and nobody would stop me"

"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."