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Joke of the Day
"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you a flat minor"
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"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."
"All these jokes about small hands are getting lazy. And you know what they say about lazy jokes. Bad punch lines."
"Don't you hate it when... you spend thirty minutes searching for a video, only to close it two minutes later."
"There is a button on my microwave that says ""super clown"" and I do not ever push that button"
"What do you call it when people line up well? High queue-ality."
"A video montage of all the times my foot, still wet from the shower, has clung to my underwear as I pull them on, and I've lost my balance."
"I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids."
"Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly."
"Theres a couple guys at a drinking party.. And they all start an in depth discussion on inkblot drawings"