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Joke of the Day

"*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate..."

"Who is the most famous DJ in Australia? DJ Redo"

"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"

"I recently got a job at the recycling plant But it's soda pressing."

"Poop Patties What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces? He flipped a shit."

"I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers. Then I'll move on to Virgos."

"If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!"

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries"

"What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you? You pull the trigger again."