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Joke of the Day

"There were two muffins in an oven... One muffin said to the other, ""Boy, it's sure hot in here!"" The other muffin screamed ""AHHHH!!! A talking muffin!!!!!!!"""

"A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don't Tell"

"It's the time of year when we are forced to confront America's greatest tragedy: men wearing winter scarves way too early."

"If the only way you say ""Happy Birthday"" to someone is via their Facebook wall, they're not your friend."

"How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned."

"I hope this magician is good [curtain rises to reveal a man with no goatee] get your coats, children. that man is a fraud."

"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."

"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."

"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."

"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"