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Joke of the Day

"If the only way you say ""Happy Birthday"" to someone is via their Facebook wall, they're not your friend."

"My wife said if this comment is gilded we'll do anal... I sure hope it isn't, my ass'll be grass when she's done with it..."

"One time my dad caught me doing homework and made me eat an entire pack of calculators"

"To the question What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative."

"How do black people make fruit salad? They mix watermelon and grape soda. (On a side note, I'm not racist. I just think black people and racist jokes are funny.)"

"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."

"I think I might be a wizard... every time I push open a door it becomes ajar."

"What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common? [removed]"

"Yo momma so stupid She went into a round room and tried to take a shit in the corner."

"knock knock..."