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Joke of the Day

"I hope this magician is good [curtain rises to reveal a man with no goatee] get your coats, children. that man is a fraud."

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"[2 paintings talking] ""hey man, guess what im doing this weekend?"" please dont say it ""JUST HANGING!"" i wanna move to a different gallery"
"I told my vodka about you."