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Joke of the Day

"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."

"Why did the man get sent to jail? Black male"

"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"

"Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: ""Funny you don't feel Jewish."""

"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""

"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."

"What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns? I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)"

"Did you know hippos kill more people than sharks every year? No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark."

"What is the Taliban's Favorite Holiday Footwear? What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear? Missile Toe! Source: My brother on the way home from subway."

"My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox."