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Joke of the Day
"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."
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"In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... ."
"Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*"
"How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."
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"Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were."
"What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes? A LexiCon"
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