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Joke of the Day

"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"

"Ladies, love yourself first or nobody will @MaleHonesty86"

"What came before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."

"Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside"

"Did you hear about the woman who beat Usain Bolt? Turns out it was race related."

"I hear something. Do you hear that? HERE COMES THAT BOI OH SHIT WADDUP!"

"Warning: racist I saved a drowning black family once ... ... as a JPG."

"Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats"

"Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest"

"I was once an avid smoker of weed... I did weed everywhere I did it in rain I did it in snow But I did not, in hail."