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Joke of the Day

"Sex is a lot like chess. It takes practice to be good. You have to adapt quickly to your partner's moves. You're gonna sacrifice some horses"

"What is white and twelve inches long? Nothing"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck."

"What's a dentists favorite time? Tooth hurty"

"I am the best at avoiding competition."

"Two WWE fans walk into a fight club They promptly get the shit beat out of them. Moral: Just because it's ""good"" entertainment does not mean an RKO will help you win a real fight"

"Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO"

"Never give a Roman a high five. Or he'll give you a HIV."

"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"

"A man enters the store to buy a dog... ... and points at a puppy he likes. ""How much for that dog?"" ""300$"" ""What about the half?"" ""I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."""