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Joke of the Day
"What do you call presents after you've opened them? Pasts"
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"This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice."
"What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out? He saw stars."
"How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together."
"Based on my family's hatred for vegetables and always throwing them in the garbage, I hope I'm never in a coma."
"""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills."
"Why is a woman like a KFC? After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."
"Yo Mama so fat.. ..she walked past the TV and I missed 3 seasons!"
"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."
"College can be a lot like prison sometimes It's easier to get into if you're black."