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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama so fat.. ..she walked past the TV and I missed 3 seasons!"
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"Heyy Ladies how are you dressing up for Halloween? Are you taking off your make-up ?"
"98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven't been to prison yet"
"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"
"My wife is an archaeologist I met her at a dig site, we carbon dated for a while and the rest is history."
"So God, a Jew and a Zombie walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey Jesus"""
"At the gynecologist Young woman:Doctor,last few days I can not feel the IUD string.What I am going to do now? Doctor:Well, now you can have sex with no strings attached!"
"Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls."
"Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their's that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat."
"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"