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Joke of the Day

"College can be a lot like prison sometimes It's easier to get into if you're black."

"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"

"A skeleton goes into a bar... orders a beer, and a mop."

"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."

"I still have no idea what the fuck Grape Nuts are supposed to be."

"Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of Christian Louboutins."

"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""

"Everyone keeps telling me... Everyone keeps telling me ""There are plenty of fish in the sea"" and I keep telling them ""NO way in hell, I am gonna fuck a fish"""

"A dad walks into his son's room... A dad walks into his son's room and says: ""Son, how many times have I told you... If you keep masturbating, you'll go blind."" The son responds: ""Dad! I'm over here."""

"Do you know of anyone that has had sex while camping? I was told it's really intents."