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Joke of the Day

"Why is a woman like a KFC? After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats"

"What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator."

"What's the difference between going into a sewer system and the government buildings? They're both full of shit, but the government's got more assholes."

"How do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef"

"What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!"

"What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts? Abstinence."

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No-one: feminists don't change anything."

"Where do baby apes sleep? Apricots."