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Joke of the Day
"How tall does the grass grow in Germany? Nein feet tall."
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"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 12 years old and all mixed up in coke. (sorry if its a repost, haven't seen it yet.)"
"Why was the nose running? Cuz it's a running nose"
"What do a d20 and my penis have in common? Girls don't play with either of them."
"I'm afraid my dog is an alcoholic. She just can't seem to hold her licker."
"I love it when waiters tell me to tell them when to stop grating cheese on my meal. It's cheese, dude. We'll be here a while."
"How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar? They both have a Tutankhamun."
"I am feeling very optimistic. But I bet it won't last."
"I was texting my friend about why how I loved eating my family and pets. It was then that I learned of the importance of commas."
"The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects."