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Joke of the Day

"Based on my family's hatred for vegetables and always throwing them in the garbage, I hope I'm never in a coma."

"Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife."

"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He saw what happened to the zebra."

"There are two kinds of woman who never complain. GIFs and JPGs"

"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."

"A chemist walks into a bar and orders a glass of h2o... The next guy in line says, ""I'll have a glass of h2o, too."" He died shortly after."

"I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since."

"What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !"

"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."