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Joke of the Day

"How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together."

"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."

"A couple's having breakfast. He says, ""Were you faking it last night?"" She says, ""No, I was really asleep."""

"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"

"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and the bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

"I decided to sell my Hoover... Well, it was just collecting dust."

"A photon arrives at the airport As he checks in, security asks him: ""Do you not have any luggage?"" The photon replies, ""No, I'm travelling light""."

"My friend Gerund is from Ingland."

"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."