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Joke of the Day
"This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice."
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"Told a female Redditor my dick was long... She asked ""we talkin' 'r/TIFU' long or 'r/Jokes' long?"" TIFU by saying Jokes...."
"9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"I once dated a woman who was half-Chinese, half-Haitian. She did Voodoo acupuncture."
"How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One for the money, two for the show."
"Never ever... Never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice."
"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."
"How can you tell when a bar is haunted? It's full of Boo's and Spirits."
"My liberal friend decided to go to a Republican rally and got his ass kicked. He's all right now."
"I reported my own accident on Waze Hence, the accident."