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Joke of the Day

" Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away"

"Me: Did you just put your fingers in my drink? 5yo: I don't have poison on my fingers! Me: But why did you....wait, what?"

"I've grown bored of reality, So I started watching cable news."

"Top 13 facts you NEVER knew about non-conductors. #7 won't shock you."

"They say that endorphins make you happy... and blind orphans make you sad."

"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez."

"I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker."

"I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling ""why you ain't got no babies?""I bet my father in law paid her"

"How are black people like Christmas lights? Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright"

"My dad had a heart attack while laughing at his own joke I guess he had to deal with the punintended consequences."