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Joke of the Day

" Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away"

"As a white man, I cannot celebrate Black history month, but I can celebrate Father's Day."

"What did one ocean say to the other? I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep."

"ME: (signing) What color are apples? BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors"

"Two flies are eating on crap. One of the flies farts, to which the second fly replies "" Do you mind ? I'm eating here !!"""

"I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous."

"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."

"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""

"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("

"I came across my parents doing it in the bathroom!!! My dad was like, ""Where do I go now?"""