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Joke of the Day

"Two flies are eating on crap. One of the flies farts, to which the second fly replies "" Do you mind ? I'm eating here !!"""

"I wonder what the parking situation is at the Special Olympics? ...."

"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"

"What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the galaxy"

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble"

"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."

"My sex life is like Blackjack... I always hit on 16."

"The ultimate masochist The submissive: Hit me!!! The masochist: No..."

"Know how drunk girls go out of their way to insist how sober they are? The same rule applies to a guy who always talk about how ""big"" he is."

"I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital... They told me that case was sensitive."