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Joke of the Day
"I came across my parents doing it in the bathroom!!! My dad was like, ""Where do I go now?"""
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"I used to work with this black lady who had one arm and one leg... ...we called her Elbony"
"Excercise adds years to your life... ... for example, I went jogging for 3 miles this morning, and I already feel like I am 65!"
"Nothing beats a beautiful woman. Except Chris Brown"
"So evidently the kid who stabbed all the people at his highschool today was always told he would be famous. He felt like today was the day to take a stab at it."
"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"
"How is Reddit like fencing? Ripostes everywhere."
"Airline passenger fell asleep on my shoulder. It was already awkward so I just went ahead & braided her hair."
"What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers? Under capacity"