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Joke of the Day
"As a white man, I cannot celebrate Black history month, but I can celebrate Father's Day."
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"This fellow said to me 'You speak in a odd way, have you come from abroad?' To which I replied 'Steady on fellow, I would kindly ask you not to speak of my mother in such a fashion!'"
"A priest, blonde, jew, black guy, chinese guy, and a gay guy walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Why did the NSA spy on Germany ? Because after meeting with Merkel, they heard Obama say ""I'd tap that""."
"We didn't have Legos when I was a kid. We had Lincoln Logs & we could build anything with them: big cabin, small cabin, you name the cabin."
"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""
"If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going."
"Life is like a gluten allergy.. It seems like everybody but me has one."
"PS4 - 29 Titan looking for fresh vog normal PSN allynlewis182"
"How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same? They just can't help themselves."