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Joke of the Day
"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""
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"Lesbian Joke Why can't lesbians wear make-up and go on a diet at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig when Mary Kay is already on her face."
"Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick? The Mayo Clinic."
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