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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other? I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep."
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"What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !"
"Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme."
"""I think this cereal has gone bad."" *me drunk, eating Meow Mix*"
"She told me to give her 10 inches, and make it hurt... ... so I gave it to her three times, and punched her in the nose."
"Things were going well with my date, until she noticed my Roomba was a Frisbee glued to a bunch of rats"
"Everyone's a contrarian these days... Well, except for me of course."
"My local newspaper ran a story on the decrease of cow psychics. It was called ""Steak Medium Rare"""
"My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice"
"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."