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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 'looking for a Korean'? Seoul searching"
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"What did the 3 holes in the ground say? Well, well, well"
"Osama Bin Laden tried his hand as a movie reviewer before settling on global terrorism... Unfortunately, he always gave films the same rating: 9/11."
"I went to the library today to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?"
"So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things happening to HIS property without his knowledge, either."
"[talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill] ""No"" What? ""You can't sit in the Kangaroos pouch"" *places $50 back in my pocket*"
"Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink."
"If you got into an accident with Hillary and Trump, who would you rescue? America"
"Jon Snow contracted malaria after getting stabbed... ""How did you get malaria from a stab?"" ""Malaryan Steel."""
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."