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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 'looking for a Korean'? Seoul searching"
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"""I take pride in my job. I transport the worlds most precious cargo"" -oh, u drive a school bus? ""LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"""
"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."
"Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!"
"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."
"For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds... I got her a scale."
"I can't afford a police siren so I just taped a crying baby to the top of my car. It's working, people are moving out of my way."
"What does the base-jumping gardener say? GERANIUM!"
"A pithy Mexican enters a store... and he said: ""two bags of chips, pork flavor!"""
"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"