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Joke of the Day

"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."

"Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck? He was in charge of refresh mints."

"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."

"Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog."

"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."

"If this song were a fish, it'd be a Tuuunna Fish Back me up here guys...I don't think this is a funny joke, but the person who said it is so sure it's hilarious"

"Today a tragedy occurred: a gardener died You could say he threw in the trowel"

"i'm going to sell a drink called ""responsibly"" so after every liquor ad when they say ""drink responsibly"" hey free advertising boom i win"

"""you yelled 'this is not my daddy!' when i picked you up to leave the store. you're lucky i let you live"" -how dad signs my birthday cards"

"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""