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Joke of the Day

"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."

"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."

"Organ Freeman http://i.imgur.com/plVQyUC.jpg"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

"West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?"

"I got a tattoo in memory of MH370... You'll never find it."

"I only have 4 months left on that mirror I broke in 2005."

"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig .. It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep."

"Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails? A: Replace the nails with screws."

"Hey are you free this weekend? (Gazes into distance) (Wipes tear from cheek) (Bald Eagle screeches) ""I'm always free"""