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Joke of the Day

"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"

"What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen? Linoleum Blown-apart."

"My boss fired me. ""Why?"" I protested. ""I haven't done anything!"" Turns out that was his reason."

"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."

"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"

"I know I'll be a great chef some day... it's just a matter of thyme."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !"

"I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit... Then I found r/The_Donald"

"[job interview] ""You wrote here your biggest weakness is not knowing what irony means."" ""Ironic isn't it? Is it? I don't know."""