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Joke of the Day
"A pithy Mexican enters a store... and he said: ""two bags of chips, pork flavor!"""
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"What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder? How you strap on the dirtbag."
"Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? ""Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur"" I guess it is #rightprivilege"
"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"
"What was the slogan for the cross-dresser's party? Eat, drink, and be Mary."
"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."
"Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno"
"A man with dyslexia goes to the doctor and says, ""I have been feeling a tad sick lately."" He is immediately diagnosed with depression and lyme disease. EDIT: Correction"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there."
"My cat just showed it's holiday spirit by pooping tinsel."