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Joke of the Day
"Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!"
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"""It's gonna taste really good."" - excerpt from the guide What To Expect When You're Expecting Pizza"
"Dumb number jokes: What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt."
"Hello (Sorry for my English)"
"Speaking of one-liners,"
"North Korea declares war."
"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"I eat sunflower seeds because I like food but I absolutely love littering"
"French Bread There's this crazy guy on our street that tries to catch people and shove French bread up their butt... He's a real pain in the ass"
"A tachyon leaves a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."