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Joke of the Day
"Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!"
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"If I had a penny for every Donald Trump joke, I would have a small loan of one million dollars"
"Project Manager Humor Why do Vampires make poor project managers? Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask?)"
"What do you get when you mix acids and bases together? Rape."
"[2 detectives are at a murder scene] ""my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?"" ... ""a lasagne driving a car?"" ""Exactly"""
"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."
"Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks"
"Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno? Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards"
"Yep, it's a Yo-Mama joke Yo Mama'a so fat that when she goes to New York people say: That's one Big Apple."
"Most people think that being in your 50s is now classed as the new 30s. Take my word for It, the police speed cameras think differently"