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Joke of the Day

"What does the base-jumping gardener say? GERANIUM!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !"

"Jesus went into an inn. He handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"

"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."

"My dad was an illiterate pirate Tragically, he was lost at C."

"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."

"""Hello?"" Dad come get me from practice ""Sorry I'm going into a tunnel"" *sound of mom giggling* But I called the *connection drops* ...landline"

"My IQ? With google or without?"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because... Windows 7 8 9."