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Joke of the Day
"What is any guy's dream first job? A blowjob"
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"I like my women the way I like my coffee Light and sweet, but with lots of fucked up behind the scenes things that had to happen in order to produce them."
"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back."
"When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool."
"What do you call a group of rappers that masturbate in synchronization? Bone Tugs In Harmony"
"HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN"
"They used to be called Jumpolines. Until your mom jumped on one in 1972."
"(bet ya never heard this one) Your mama so slutty.... she gobbles more balls than hungry hungry hippos"
"Bart Simpson's chalkboard was the original twitter."
"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"