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Joke of the Day
"What is any guy's dream first job? A blowjob"
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"Your mama's so fat We are all genuinely concerned about her health."
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"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"
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"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."