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Joke of the Day

"What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day"

"Need help with a joke!!! Not sure if this is allowed, but I need a joke that involves the word ""statesmen"" for a contest with my friends. Please help!"

"I read an article about the dangers of heavy drinking the other day, and it really scared me! So that's it... Starting today, no more reading."

"How do mathematicians become engineers? You just gotta apply yourself."

"I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient watching x-men right now"

"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."

"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"

"Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke) The odds are, they can't even"

"What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him? ""Hey! You did that on porpoise!"""

"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."