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Joke of the Day

"What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day"

"Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories? Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy."

"I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now."

"Yesterday I tried to loosen a rusty lug nut... But it didn't turn out."

"Besides coke residue, what other particles can be found on dollar bills? Stripper poop particles"

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""Constipation""? ...No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"What was Superman's first job? A Clark."

"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"

"What's the best way to cure seasonal depression? Suicide. -A bit of black humor for black friday"

"Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."