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Joke of the Day
"Besides coke residue, what other particles can be found on dollar bills? Stripper poop particles"
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"I hate it when people use the wrong preposition on a sentence"
"The Bigger Family Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby boy. Who was bigger, the baby or his mom? The baby, because he's a little Bigger."
"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."
"What is the fastest cake in the world? scone. 's gone"
"CW: Why don't you ever wear your hair down? Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So? Me: I don't want to encourage that."
"This year for Christmas you are getting jeans with the pockets cut out. So you can have clothes and something to play with."
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight"
"If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it's called ""cheating."""
"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."