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Joke of the Day
"What was Superman's first job? A Clark."
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"Have you heard about President Clinton's plan to secretly bomb eastern Ukraine? He called it the ""Donetsk, Don't Tell"""
"I never buy a new couch without first seeing what it looks like with five loads of laundry piled on top of it."
"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects? Because he's an ex-terminator"
"if you love dictionaries so much why dont you Merriam"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Full of my own semen."
"""We just want to find someone who will-"" *sly grin* -Finish our sentences? ""Exactly."" -death row inmates"
"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead."
"Two bacteria walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve any bacteria in this bar. The two bacteria say, ""Hey, but we work here. We're staph."""