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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"
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"[at interview] INTERVIEWER: Who inspires you? ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do? ME: It's difficult to say."
"What's the difference between a Chick Pea and Garbanzo Bean?? I've never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face..."
"50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!"
"Wife: What's the Harlem shake? Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King?"
"Two WWE fans walk into a fight club They promptly get the shit beat out of them. Moral: Just because it's ""good"" entertainment does not mean an RKO will help you win a real fight"
"What do you call a white duck? A quacker"
"What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup? Cruisin' for a bruisin'"
"What do you call it when an underwater explorer gets bitten by a bloodsucking parasite? Diverticulitis."
"I make love like a machine. Unfortunately it's a two-stroke engine."