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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to cure seasonal depression? Suicide. -A bit of black humor for black friday"
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"Wife walks up to husband and asks for money Wife: I need some money to buy a bra Husband: do you think you have breasts big enough to buy a bra? Wife: when you bought boxers, did I say anything?"
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work"
"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."
"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison (I'll see myself out)"
"Dirtiest joke I ve ever heard (sorry if it s a repost) How can you tell when your sister s having her period? Your dad s cock starts to taste of blood."
"Daddy long legs are the NBA players of spiders."
"My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place"
"What do you call a happy dolphin? Endorphin"
"Somebody told me I need to give my new Smart Car a name. So I called it 'Octomom' because even though I can technically fit 8 people in there, it doesn't mean it's a good idea."