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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"
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"An Englishman walks into a pole... He tells him, ""Get the fuck out of my country"""
"You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad... at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account."
"I asked the Nazi store for a discount They gave me 8 off."
"Me: I get most of my tweeting material from you son. 9: I'm glad I expire you. Me: See what I mean."
"What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn? Your grandparents."
"[tsunami approaches] Me: At last I will feel oblivion's sweet embrace. Tsunami (inexplicably reversing): I have a boyfriend."
"If I put on a latex glove and snap it, that's just me flirting"
"What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Give a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life"