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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"

"Nobody's going to see a sticker on a telephone pole and then become a fan of your band."

"Sports Authority must be a publisher now... ..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!"

"i was just about to ramp my car off a cliff into the ocean but then i remembered someone had told me to drive safe earlier"

"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."

"When a woman cooks you dinner you're either going to get laid or poisoned."

"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."

"What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh? A test tickle."

"If I want to bang an Eskimo... Alaska"

"I don't understand why fat people get so much hate? They have love handle's not hate handle's"